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March 6, 2015 / by Rezod /

My Pitiful Romance

These two broads sum up my dating life within the last year. As you can see, I have the immature tendency to draw women into my emotional dungeon, that, at first, appeared promising and full of life. However, as soon as I snorted the cocaine from their proverbial vaginas, I really had no use for […]

February 22, 2015 / by Rezod /

Toothbrush Sobriety

Saturday I spent the day bored. I wanted to drink so bad. Christina thinks I’m just using her as a fuck buddy. Lauren thinks I’m narcissistic/nuts, plus she’s going through hard times medically and is nowhere near ready to date. I want none of that because she’s moody and not very friendly. So today is […]

February 15, 2015 / by Rezod /

Line ‘Em Up

The first broad is Christina. We linked up on match.com. She understood my current situation and drove about an hour to hang out with me. We were to meet at the very back of the Walmart parking lot. I get there and see some broad sitting in her car. I go to the passenger side […]

January 18, 2015 / by Rezod /

Doing Granny and Liking It!

I met this broad about 3 weeks ago while at the German bar with my dad. We were sitting at the outside bar mugging a couple 32 oz beers. She comes outside to smoke a cigarette, listening in on our intellectual conversation. Half way into her puffing we switch to football talk. So she wonders […]

January 10, 2015 / by Rezod /

okay okay

ME: Sorry yet again for the delay, my friend. It’s just so overwhelming everything I have to address in each email. Not something that can be rushed. That’s how strong these emails are. It’s not one of the many short emails crusty Collins and I exchange in which I demand free coupons and he demands […]

January 10, 2015 / by Rezod /

PARENT TALK

ME: This is exactly what I’m fucking talking about, bro. She holds all the cards because you let her hold them. You fucked yourself. You already know that with jen, HELL ANY RELATIONSHIP, that you have to assume the worse when push comes to shove especially when it involves emotions and children. It’s your fault, […]

January 10, 2015 / by Rezod /

Damn sorry for the tardy reply

RYAN: Damn sorry for the tardy reply myself….I read it days ago but under similar circumstances armed with only my nexus 5 I wasn’t gonna type up a halfway lengthy email by phone. I was actually at Jen’s place for the first time since I moved out….stayed the whole weekend. Kinda fucked me up as […]

December 20, 2014 / by Rezod /

Utter Hell

Life has been utter hell for me these last 6 months. I guess I can give you the short version if you promise to imagine all the greasy little details that’ll be left out. so here goes. I believe we left off last year after my kids mom went to jail for felony strangulation. she […]

December 30, 2013 / by Rezod /

Meet Nicole

She works in the medical field. Her gym schedule has little pattern to it, but we end up always seeing each other. She’s either stalking me or its just coincidence. Whatever the case may be, I’ve known of her for quite some time now. No one talks to her at the gym. Dudes are scared and […]

December 28, 2013 / by Rezod /

There’s nothing wrong with putting me on a lower rung, except that you’re doing it to the devil

Is my child’s mother a whore? These last couple days I’ve been trying to get her to hang out with me for New Years Eve. Apparently she made nerdball plans with her friend weeks ago and is unwilling to change them. Sucks to be that second fiddle. Outright infuriating. Fact is she’s still resentful that […]