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Becoming THAT GUY

I woke up with a bad inferiority complex because Adam rubbed me the wrong way yesterday jealous of my new girlfriend. He’s just miserable he’s stuck with ugly ass airhead Kellie and his newborn and can’t stand I get all the bitches now. Adams got a real fuckin problem he’s so jealous that I’m way […]

How To Manifest a House

Let’s be clear from the jump: you need money and good credit (unless you’re looking to squat). However, if you made it past that stage then I would like to welcome you to the 65.7%. What percent of homeowners actually like their house? What percent actually got the exact dream home they specifically wanted? Manifestation […]

The Gravity of Identity

So this sobriety thing is interesting. I have a solid foundation now and I just don’t want to do it; and being on colors via probation just reinforces that. The mood swings are less severe and I got my clarity. I’ve accomplished so much 13 months sober I’m actually impressed with myself for once. I […]

The End of the Road

What is the purpose of my life bro other than to run in circles. There’s nothing for me here. I saw my kid in Tampa last weekend he wouldn’t even go to tao food one block from his house. They don’t need me at all. It’s better I don’t even get in […]

My stomach is killing me

I got angels on my shoulders. I got pulled over by a cop for blowing past a stop sign because I was in my head and went a mile past the hospital my dads in. Not only did i not get arrested for not having the breathalyzer in my car (rental), but the cop didn’t […]

BIGGEST OWNAGE OF ALL TIME

HEATHER, My influence is too strong. Im too liked. You should see what grown men are texting me in support. Stuff like start a petition lol not going to take it that far. But ur definitely not going to get away with this feminist move when I really did nothing wrong. You […]

I am the Gold

Dude all 7 of the hottest girls at the gym were there at the exact time I go. This shit isn’t coincidence. Every one of them had bread and butter conversations with me. I got all their numbers now too 🤣 this one girl Carly even took off her shirt and demonstrated the deadlift for […]

Dear Heather

do you know what I really think of you? I’ve analyzed behavior for a living. I’ve also been interrogated 7 times. The last time I was interrogated in lee county the detective ended up stopping the interview and I’m not even joking. When a detective interviews Frank they end up getting a lawyer and they […]

Limitless

Bro I am on next level clarity right now. Few humans have ever reached this. Like the movie limitless. This girl Marissa in a sports bra 33 years old blond no kids from New Hampshire has been chasing me a month. She sees me interacting with everyone else and wants to access Franks world. She […]

Anger and Happiness

Just smashed Mya. My dick is still hard. I shouldn’t have taken the whole sildenafil. She’s a gem. Stands in awe of me like the rock star that I am. She values gold. I can envision her visiting me in jail every weekend then driving me around when I get out like my personal butler. […]