I woke up with a bad inferiority complex because Adam rubbed me the wrong way yesterday jealous of my new girlfriend. He’s just miserable he’s stuck with ugly ass airhead Kellie and his newborn and can’t stand I get all the bitches now. Adams got a real fuckin problem he’s so jealous that I’m way younger than him and doing better than him. I should have never helped him get out of jail. His dumb air head 24 year old baby mom text me a picture of him holding a wad of 100s so he’s bragging his 12k check cleared. I said he needs to save that for child support LOL. Then he texts me from his new phone talking mad shit. He makes stalking jokes because I had a harassment charge so I say at least I didn’t beat her like you did Kellie, scumbag. Then he says ur streetwalker is probably talking to 8 other dudes. Then I start to own the fuck out of him. I send him our picture and he gets so jealous. He says I’ve already won in my 20s but my ugliest broads look better than your best. So I play along with this motherfucker and I say have you seen your current baby mama let’s not even have this conversation. Have you seen your other baby mamas. My first one was a runway model and my second one played volleyball in college and is an interior designer. I can’t believe he got me to finally engage him and get petty LOL. Then he says your new gf is going to like your trailer in ur dads backyard. Then he sends me a picture of a house he says he’s going to rent and says does ur trailer have a jacuzzi??? Lol so I say I live for free in a travel trailer no rent and between the rental in Ocala and my military pension I make more money doing nothing. In fact I made 40k doing nothing during my stay in jail while u begged me for icares. NOW BUY MY CLAM CHOWDER, bitch (last year they begged me to buy them a clam chowder soup at crab shack and he got jealous the waitress gave me her number).

He shut the fuck up. Absolute ownage

But I woke up with a bad inferiority complex now. I got at the gym at 5am. I have to kinda go early now because I’ve become “that guy” and can’t even workout without people talking to me. I’m kinda doing “that guy” persona on purpose now as an experiment to see how popular I can get and piss people off. I only talk to the people I like that are nice people and absolutely ignore the rest. I can see the resentment on peoples faces that I’ve become that guy and won’t talk to them but will selectively talk to the people I like. Well even this early Eric talks to me and tells me about his trip to Columbia and how great his life is. I ask him if he’s still chairing the AA meeting he says yea 730am Sunday’s. Then I run into this lady and her daughter working out we always say good morning they’re nice. Her daughter and I are super shy around each other (I just can’t help it.. I’m a sucker for camel toes). But miss camel toe’s grandfather was the late Scotty that owns the bar Scotty’s. Then Jason gets there at 6. He does the gun slinging thing “there he is” to me and I wave back because I’m in the middle of a set and don’t want to talk at that moment because I’m killing it and I remember yesterday we got at the gym at the exact time and he surpassed my 2.5 hours and that made me feel inferior. Little does he know I got there today at 5am. So he ain’t beating me today. I known him from last year at the other gym youfit and when I first met him there I asked him how old he was and he said you first. He’s competing with me. I said 39 at that time and he said 52. And he’s comparing physiques with me unbelievable. Yesterday it got gay I was like you gotta nice tan bro. Yea he said he’s an Italian guy and I was like my new gf is Italian. Then he tells me to listen to this band Slaughter to Prevail. Anyways then I run into Jeremy I’ve known ten years and been out with him many times. We have history. He works in the ER and I call him when I have car trouble or need science advice. A few years ago he couldn’t work because he had lime disease was bounded to the bed and thought he was going to die. He hit me up on Facebook last year and convinced me to go back to this gym. Anyway I cut it short because he ties me up for hours just talking about politics the economy and science/nutrition. Then this broad that looks like Kim kardashian when she was 20 who thinks she’s a supermodel (but is the gym slut and feeds off validation) waves at me and smiles and I don’t really engage her anymore because her fuckin boyfriends been getting jealous I can see the resentment on his face I ran into him in the bathroom and nodded and he didn’t nod back. She’s the one from last year before I knew her that walked by me to the water fountain and yawned clearly aware of my presence. So after that I would fake yawn at her and she would crack up. But then I went on “vacation” so I couldn’t talk to her anymore and I guess she got a new bf. Anyways it’s still early and this is getting ridiculous this Dominican chick Gigi that wears a sports bra comes up from behind me touches my shoulder and says hi Frank. Cutest chick ever. she got into a car accident but doesn’t have a good lawyer. Now it’s 8am I been there 3 fuckin hours there’s no way Jason is beating me today. Jason’s on a machine by the front door I know he’s lingering there pretending to workout to beat me today but he won’t because I already been there an hour before him. On the way out i pass him and say hey Jason I listened to that band I like the song “kid darkness” and I tell him to listen to archspire theyre fast and the motherfucker just says “okay” completely dismissing me and put his fist out to fist bump me and end the interaction and says “I’ll see u tmr”.. like he ain’t done here himself. Clearly mad I didn’t engage him when he gunslinged me earlier. I clearly have the better physique and better tan. The motherfucker can’t compete with Frank. Frank is that guy now and has the best physique and will continue to only talk to the people I like and ignore the rest especially these juice head scumbags