June 24, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

THE BIRDS ARE FINALLY CHIRPING

THE BIRDS ARE FINALLY CHIRPING

Primo pussy can really change a man’s life. I got that pep in my step today; not to mention fueled by only 3 hours of sleep yet wholly revitalized. I went from a year long cesspool of feeling sorry for myself to a sudden implosion of happy lotus flower joy- and this happened over night. […]

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May 23, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

Think Inside the Box

Think Inside the Box

I just want to stick my dick in some pussy right now. I want to feel that itchy prickle of a shaven pussy toothbrushing the sides of my dick. It’s been so long since I got some pussy; perhaps a month. Then, I was having a field day at the barn with this fat hog […]

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April 7, 2015   /   by OatisB1   /  

Blazing

Blazing

Welcome to a new project. I’m just the Tech guy don’t mind me.  

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March 15, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

Rejected Failure

Rejected Failure

This broad summed up the misery I call my life- one big rejection. Looking back, what a fuckin tragedy the earlier fetus version of me made it to the next stage, avoiding miscarriage. When does all this self-inflicted bullshit end? When is enough enough? When will I man-up, take responsibility, make better choices, and proceed […]

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March 6, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

My Pitiful Romance

My Pitiful Romance

These two broads sum up my dating life within the last year. As you can see, I have the immature tendency to draw women into my emotional dungeon, that, at first, appeared promising and full of life. However, as soon as I snorted the cocaine from their proverbial vaginas, I really had no use for […]

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February 22, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

Toothbrush Sobriety

Toothbrush Sobriety

Saturday I spent the day bored. I wanted to drink so bad. Christina thinks I’m just using her as a fuck buddy. Lauren thinks I’m narcissistic/nuts, plus she’s going through hard times medically and is nowhere near ready to date. I want none of that because she’s moody and not very friendly. So today is […]

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February 15, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

Line ‘Em Up

Line ‘Em Up

The first broad is Christina. We linked up on match.com. She understood my current situation and drove about an hour to hang out with me. We were to meet at the very back of the Walmart parking lot. I get there and see some broad sitting in her car. I go to the passenger side […]

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January 18, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

Doing Granny and Liking It!

Doing Granny and Liking It!

I met this broad about 3 weeks ago while at the German bar with my dad. We were sitting at the outside bar mugging a couple 32 oz beers. She comes outside to smoke a cigarette, listening in on our intellectual conversation. Half way into her puffing we switch to football talk. So she wonders […]

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January 10, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

okay okay

okay okay

ME: Sorry yet again for the delay, my friend. It’s just so overwhelming everything I have to address in each email. Not something that can be rushed. That’s how strong these emails are. It’s not one of the many short emails crusty Collins and I exchange in which I demand free coupons and he demands […]

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January 10, 2015   /   by Rezod   /  

PARENT TALK

PARENT TALK

ME: This is exactly what I’m fucking talking about, bro. She holds all the cards because you let her hold them. You fucked yourself. You already know that with jen, HELL ANY RELATIONSHIP, that you have to assume the worse when push comes to shove especially when it involves emotions and children. It’s your fault, […]

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